![]() ![]() Did you hear about the Wizard who gained 5 stone while studying Divination? He became a four-chin teller.What do you call a halfling with the head of a bull? Mini-taur.Did you hear about the singing adventurer whose specialty is casting Freedom of Movement? He’s a No-Holds Bard.What magic artifact summons a wardrobe full of wizardly robes in a variety of cuts and colors? A Wand of Mage Armoire.One time I met a priest who was cursed and couldn’t cast Create Water.Why did the pirate teach his parrot insults? So it could cast Vicious Macaw-ry.Our Cleric took some time off to visit her mom, but when she ran into a bunch of undead on the way it really put a dhampir on her vacation.I haven’t seen our lady Bard since the Wizard cast Invisibility on her in our last battle.What do you call a Rogue with demonic parentage? A thief-ling.Did you hear about the Rogue who was participating in the mind flayers’ shady trade of aroma therapy oils? She was explicitly complicit in illicit Illithid lipids.What does a storm giant wear under his robes? Thunderwear.Did you hear about the Bard who became a farmer? Now she can turnip the music and drop the beet.What do you call a caster who makes condiments? A saucerer.Barkeep asks, “What’s with all the weapons?” Adventures say, “We’re searching for mimics.” The tavern keeper laughs, the party laughs, the table laughs. Adventures walk into a tavern and drop a bag of equipment on the bar.The tavern band fired their half-elf drummer because she couldn’t keep a beat. ![]()
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